Top 10 Reasons Hipsters and Hassids (from Williamsburg) are Similar

10. Mad beards
9. Vintage apparel
8. Think they are #1. Everyone else is mediocre.
7. Obsessed with everyone in their posse looking alike
6. Always have apartment issues, either as tenant or landlord
5. Exploit technology to make a profit
4. Have a fondness for delis
3. Take their mode of transport seriously
2. Sociable within themselves, but judgmental of anyone who is different

and the #1 reason is….

1. They both don’t know why they do the things they do in the first place.